i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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