Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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