Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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