so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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