What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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