I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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