it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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