I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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