quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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