Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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