At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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