Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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