i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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