what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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