I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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