you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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