Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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