What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The feeling are messing with the penis
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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