Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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