We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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