I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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