i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
oh god the rape fog is back!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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