can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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