i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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