I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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