at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
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