just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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