at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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