Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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