these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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