nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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