She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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