sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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