He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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