Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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