When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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