WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
How external is "for external use only"?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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