Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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