Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ugly people sure do ruin things
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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