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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
