WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'm passing your future prison.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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