I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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