the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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