Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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