Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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