you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
