Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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