You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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