Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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