I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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