This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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