After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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