More tranny stories later!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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