Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
We need to rekindle our bromance
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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