Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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