I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Less talking, more tequila
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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